Reblog if you are a slut for Michael Clifford

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

fruitgod:

Glow x

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

teasay:

amazing sex tips for couples! :D haha so helpful
signs you should dump him sad but true :(

oknope:

people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life

teasay:

amazing sex tips for couples! :D haha so helpful
signs you should dump him sad but true :(

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs